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Fri, 27 Apr 2012 22:10:16 -0400

dontyouwanttolove has moved to aheartthatwontbreak

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 20:33:44 -0400

dontyouwanttolove has moved to aheartthatwontbreak

so i didn't go to school today cos my stomach is all like asdfghjkl

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 09:05:46 -0400

are you following my new blog yet? go follow it. please.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 22:06:05 -0400

are you following my new blog yet? go follow it. please.

this is from my new blog biatches

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 22:05:37 -0400

this is from my new blog biatches

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Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:30:50 -0400

A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:20:49 -0400

When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

gaylordlouis: how much are we betting zayn will end up getting yolo tattooed on him

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:19:07 -0400

gaylordlouis:

how much are we betting zayn will end up getting yolo tattooed on him

seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort… okay…...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:18:27 -0400

seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort…

okay… Big Fish is my favorite movie. there.

too late, i already used war horse

seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort… Big...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:06:05 -0400

seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort…

Big Fish is my favorite movie! and War Horse duuuh! haha and maybe The Hunger Games… and Bridge to Terabithia… and I can’t chose!!!

ugh, you’re making this very difficult

seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort replied to your post: i don’t want… school...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 20:58:56 -0400

seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort replied to your post: i don’t want…

school angers me…

ohmygawd, same here.

and btdubs, vas ur favorite moovee?

seasideresort replied to your post: i don’t want to go to school tomorrow does...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 20:49:40 -0400

seasideresort replied to your post: i don’t want to go to school tomorrow

does anyone?

nooooooo, but especially me.

i don't want to go to school tomorrow

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 20:45:34 -0400

gaksdesigns: Florian Nicolle

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 20:42:41 -0400

gaksdesigns:

Florian Nicolle

themcbatcommander: I DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE ON THE INTERNET MOM I’M IN...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:37:49 -0400

themcbatcommander:

I DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE ON THE INTERNET MOM I’M IN LOVE WITH WHO THEY’RE PRETENDING TO BE

At school...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:36:12 -0400

Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
Me: Why is that person staring at me.
Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
Me: My stomach just growled. When the fuck is lunch.
Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
Me: Fuck I wish I studied..
Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
Me: I will never use this shit in my life.

sorry for my bog being so shit lately, i’m working on my new one

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:51:46 -0400

sorry for my bog being so shit lately, i’m working on my new one

harry: umm basically, umm you know, umm cough cough umm yeah basically umm

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:47:08 -0400

harry: umm basically, umm you know, umm *cough cough* umm yeah basically umm

threepac: my hobbies include making up nicknames for people and drinking lemonade

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:33:45 -0400

threepac:

my hobbies include making up nicknames for people and drinking lemonade

butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:13:16 -0400

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”