I'm a hibernating circus bear that can't even juggle and I like things more than I should.
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Me: Why is that person staring at me.
Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
Me: My stomach just growled. When the fuck is lunch.
Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
Me: Fuck I wish I studied..
Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
Me: I will never use this shit in my life.
sorry for my bog being so shit lately, i’m working on my new one
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
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Colin Firth’s Traumatic
FoodPlane Experience [x]
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i was at the mall the other day and i saw a guy wearing a ramones shirt- the exact same one as harry’s and i went up to him and asked him if i could touch it and he let me omfg & when i was walking away after i said thank you he said “thank you one direction”
i was cryin’
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#everyoneintheunitedstates
omg this so much
THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.
And not everyone ;ppp
Here is Liam at 2.30am on twitcam, even tho he is hungry and has just done two performances on SNL. He spoke to us, while messaging, while changing and while speaking to his dad. He took time out of his night to thank us. He said hello to those that asked, he promised more twitcam sessions with Niall and Zayn. You called him dumb and he took it as a compliment. He is thankful and loves us. Liam James Payne. If you hate him, if you bash him, if you do anything that doesn’t involve loving him, than you have no soul.
how in the world can you hate this angel? It’s like kicking a puppy. it’s just wrong.
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i downloaded photoshop, i downloaded textures but where can i download talent?
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I see you management.hmmm so this is what you look like. good to know.
so this is management
I know the face of management. We are coming for you
we. will. find. you.
My sentiments exactly.
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