I'm a hibernating circus bear that can't even juggle and I like things more than I should.
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this is from my new blog biatches
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When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
how much are we betting zayn will end up getting yolo tattooed on him
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seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort…
okay… Big Fish is my favorite movie. there.
too late, i already used war horse
seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort replied to your post: seasideresort…
Big Fish is my favorite movie! and War Horse duuuh! haha and maybe The Hunger Games… and Bridge to Terabithia… and I can’t chose!!!
ugh, you’re making this very difficult
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school angers me…
ohmygawd, same here.
and btdubs, vas ur favorite moovee?
seasideresort replied to your post: i don’t want to go to school tomorrow
does anyone?
nooooooo, but especially me.
I DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE ON THE INTERNET MOM I’M IN LOVE WITH WHO THEY’RE PRETENDING TO BE
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